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hi!

Funniest thoughts of all time:
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

Good game...Good game...Go to hell...Good game...

Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality.

stabbing the shit out of a microwave meal when it says ''pierce several times''

wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
avoid all mirrors

airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life

hear thumps while in shower:
whole family is being killed and you're next

turns off all lights before going to bed:
omg run for the bed before the demons get you

elevator door doesn't immediately open :
trapped forever

realise it's too quiet, where's everyone?
oh god zombies

P.Sherman 42 Wallaby way, Sydney :-)

I swear that Phil and Dil's mum on Rugrats was lesbian ?

Saying thanks to the bus driver cause your a fuckin top bloke

Putting a full stop instead of a kiss because your a moody bastard.

Guy: Do Australians ride kangaroos to work?
Aussie: Nah mate, the 'cool' people ride emus to work ;)





Is anyone else fucking excited for Legend of Korra ??

o_O

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